hugs and kisses from misses M

whatswithtodaytoday:

[shopping for a Father’s Day card]

Mom: How about this one! It’s sweet.

Me: [read it, not overly schmaltzy, but it’s gaggy] That makes me want to barf. I would never get him that.

Mom: It’s nice!

Me: It is. But I would never get Dad that card.

Mom: Well you could, I don’t know… Get a new personality.

Me: [dead]