June 2010
13 posts
I want to get drunk and watch Garden State.
amberofthismoment:
Relive my glory days of 2005.
Mommie Dearest.
whatswithtodaytoday:
[shopping for a Father’s Day card]
Mom: How about this one! It’s sweet.
Me: [read it, not overly schmaltzy, but it’s gaggy] That makes me want to barf. I would never get him that.
Mom: It’s nice!
Me: It is. But I would never get Dad that card.
Mom: Well you could, I don’t know… Get a new personality.
Me: [dead]
will the dining hall ever opppeeeeeennnnnnn!
– hunger